Monday, September 12, 2011

Montreal Symphony's Shiny New Money Pit

With great fanfare and before Montreal's political, business and showbiz glitterati, a new  mega-million dollar classical music hall was inaugurated in Montreal last Thursday.

I'll bet dollars to doughnuts, that Montreal's lunch bucket crowd hadn't a clue that this project was on, since there never was any real public debate over the cost, the need or appropriateness of the project.

While the debate over Quebec City's new amphitheatre is ripping the province apart, nary a word has been said about the government's 100% financing of something 99% Quebecers don't want or have any need for.
"The roughly $269 million price tag includes estimated operating expenses for this 27-year period, the project managers said during the tour. (The cost of building the hall was roughly half that amount.) " NYT
The announcement in March of the winning consortium pegged the price at $267 million - almost 2-1/2 times the $105-million sticker attached to the project when it was launched in 2006 by Charest. LINK

“It’s not a fashion building, not one that’s ‘a la mode,’” ventured project director Michel Languedoc, of the Montreal firm Aedifica. “It’s a building that spends the money to make sure users will have a great experience.”

It respects taxpayers, Languedoc added, noting he’s done some calculations and found that Icelanders are paying about $1,000 per person for their new concert hall. Montrealers will pay about $15 each.
LINK
Respect for taxpayers, my eye!

I don't know what kind of voodoo mathematics Mr. Laguedoc used to arrive at a cost of $15 per Montrealer. Divide the $270 million cost by the $15 dollars per Montrealer as he claims, we would need a city population of 18 million to pay for the project. Considering that two-thirds of Montrealers don't pay any tax anyways, it would actually take a city of 54 million to pay the bill.

The truth is, that if the cost were apportioned to the 600,000 or 700,000 real taxpayers in Montreal, they'd be paying in the neighbourhood of $400 each.
And to hold up Iceland, a country more bankrupt than Greece, as any sort of model of fiscal responsibility is the height of idiocy which only insults our intelligence.

I have no objection to people enjoying classical music or Opera, but I don't attend concerts and don't like the genre. I share that non-appreciation with the vast majority of citizens who are nonetheless called upon to subsidize a fancy new facility for the la-di-das who do enjoy it. LINK

Let me now engage in my own fanciful mathematics and instead of apportioning the cost to Montrealers, let's apportion the benefits to concert goers themselves.

Dividing the $270 million cost by the 27 year span of the PPP project, it works out rather neatly to a cost to taxpayers of about $10 million dollars a year.

The venue holds just 2,100 seats and is filled approximately 100 nights a year, yielding a potential total of 210,000 yearly concert tickets. Divide the 10 million subsidy by those 210,000 tickets and you get a per ticket subsidy of....wait for it....$47.
Yup, Every single concert ticket is subsidized by the taxpayers to the tune of -  $47

By the way, that doesn't even include the subsidy that the orchestra receives from the various levels of government!
In fact, the Montreal symphony orchestra receives about half its operating budget from taxpayers, another twelve million dollars per year. LINK

This means that in addition to the $47 per ticket subsidy for the new concert hall, there's another subsidy of about $52 per ticket to pay for the orchestra itself!

And so every time someone buys a ticket to see the MSO play at its fancy new digs, the public is subsidizing the ticket to the tune of $100.  

Yup, a $100 taxpayer subsidy for every single ticket sold to see the MSO play in its new building!

The Journal de Montreal wrote two pieces about the extravagance of the building and complained that it is mostly attended by the rich.
On this count I cannot agree, society cannot build public spaces and institutions exclusively for the hoi-polloi. It's like complaining that universities shouldn't be funded because they discriminate against dumb people. 

In complaining about the costs of the building, the newspaper missed the point entirely. The three hundred million dollar price tag is not that big a deal for a society of 8 million. The problem is that this expenditure benefits so few people, smart or dumb, rich or poor.

Now let us compare this deal to the sweetheart management contract that the Quebec City government gave to Pierre-Karl Péladeau for the new amphitheatre to be built in Quebec City at public expense.
The building is reported to cost $400 million dollars and given financing costs it works out to a cost about of $21 million dollars per year ( a $400 million mortgage @5% for 30 years)

 This $21 million represents the total cost to taxpayers (before recoveries,) as Péladeau is responsible for any losses accrued in operating the building.

Péladeau has agreed to pay a $5 million annual rent and another 2 million each year for the right to name the building after his company, Quebecor.
With those recoveries, the arena will cost taxpayers about $14 million a year, any profits or loss generated in operation belonging to Mr. Péladeau.
There is a provision for Péladeau to pay 10% of any profit generated to the government, but with little creative Hollywood type accounting, it will never happen.

It's a pretty stupid and desperate deal, but as incredibly bad as it is, it is infinitely less stupid and costly than the the MSO and its new building in Montreal.

For the 21 million dollars that the government is spending each year on the orchestra and buliding, only 210,000 spectators benefit directly.

In the case of the Quebec city arena and given pretty much the same parameters, that is that the arena will be filled to capacity 100 days a year, the difference in the amount of specaters using the building is staggering. The arena will hold 18,000, which translates to 1,800,000 tickets a year.
Divided by the annual subsidy of $14 million, it translates into a $8 subsidy per ticket.

So let us recapitulate.

Every time a music lover attends an MSO show at Montreal's new concert venue, taxpayers ante up $100 to help  him or her pay for her ticket.

Everytime a fan goes to a Nordiques game or a rock show in Quebec City's new amphitheatre,  it cost taxpayers $8 to help him or her pay for her ticket.

Perhaps the math isn't quite perfect and the variable not quite realistic, but you can easily understand the vast amounts of money being spent on both projects.

While the absolute dollars being spent on the two projects is similar, the amount of people who benefit, varies wildly.

It's like the government offering the exact same 15 million dollar subsidy to two different cities, one which has 1,000 residents and one with 12,000. Nonsense!

The sad part is that neither project is necessary, not in the least.

The MSO had a very nice home in the perfectly viable Salle Wilfrid Pelletier in the very natty Place des Arts complex.
Considering the minuscule impact that the MSO has on Montreal, the orchestra was lucky to have such a nice home. In a province that is broke, the expenditure on a new concert hall is unconscionable.

On the other hand, the amphitheatre in Quebec is being built on the moronic 'Field of Dreams' premise of, "Build it and they will come."
The Quebec Mayor has already been told by Gary Bettman, the commissioner of the NHL, that building a new arena won't guarantee a team, but Regis Lebeaume, the Quebec mayor, knows better.

At any rate the old Pepsi Collisée could be refurbished and even though smaller than most NHL arenas could be run  based on the same business plan successfully implemented in Winnipeg.

But when pride is at stake, Quebec logic rules and prudent financial management goes out the window!

At any rate, to those of you in the rest of Canada, you can all help make this thing right.

Next year, instead of sending Quebec $8.2 billion dollars in equalization payments, you can help keep Quebec's culture strong by a one-time donation of just $700 million more, which will nicely cover both the Quebec arena and the MSO and its brand new building.

Come on Canada, Its not a big deal, you can afford it!  If we in Quebec are to be kept up in the style we are accustomed to, you're going to have to make an effort!

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Sunday Bonus -Hitler Runs the Quebec Referendum


If you don't have a sense of humour or don't like Hitler parodies click away.....
You've been warned!



Friday, September 9, 2011

Weekend Update Volume 35

Quebec aghast at PM's unilingual director of communications
Angelo Persichilli, an ex-columnist for the Toronto Star, will become the prime minister’s communications director. Mr. Persichilli speaks English and Italian, but no French, much to the consternation of Ottawa's French media, who complain that of late, briefings from the PMO  have too often been in English only. LINK

Apparently Mr. Persichilli is no fan of Quebec either. In a column he wrote last year he said, among other things, that;
"Many are tired of the annoying lament from a province that keeps yelling at those who pay part of its bills and are concerned by the over-representation of francophones in our bureaucracy, our Parliament and our institutions."  Read the story in the Toronto Star
After the Quebec media went apeshit over the appointment, the Prime Minster reacted, not backing down on the appointment and dumping Persichilli, but rather with the announcement that Andre Bachand, an ex-Conservative MP from Quebec, will become his 'special' Quebec adviser. ....
As the Church lady on Saturday Night Live used to say sarcastically, "Isn't that special!"

More Quebec- bashing?
Coming on the heels of a decision to remove two paintings by a Quebec artist hanging in the Department of Foreign Affairs in Ottawa in favour of a portrait of the Queen and the news that the armed forces will revert to its 'Royal' appellation, comes the announcement that the Queen's portrait will soon hang in Canadian embassies around the world- Ouch! Ouch!

Who's really happy about McGill's Number 1 ranking?
As we all know, McGill was named by QS World University Rankings as the best University in Canada and seventeenth best in the world, outpacing the University of Toronto which finished 26th, still pretty good.
So who is happy about that fact?
While it's natural that Ontarians are rankled by U of T's second place position, many Quebec nationalists are also quite irked that the best position any French Quebec university could do was 137th place (Universite de Montreal.) They complain that McGill is over-financed by francophone Quebecers. The fact that between 20-25% of students and a good deal of faculty is French is of no consequence to militants who see McGill's success as another humiliation.

A story in the Toronto Sun was interesting for its cheerfully skewed headline; "McGill, U of T top university rankings."
"McGill University and the University of Toronto both made the top 25 in an annual ranking of universities worldwide."
Hmmmm....
The story even got the facts wrong when it listed the top ten universities of the world. A reader pointed out the error, which still wasn't corrected as of yesterday!  Read the Story

Vigile.net defends middle east tyrant
Leave it to vigile.net to defend the indefensible.
Starting off with the optic that anything that is western, NATO, American or Canadian is bad, it's easy to understand why the popular separatist website would run stories defending Bashar al-Assad, the president of Syria who is warring against his own people, having already killed over 2,000 citizens in his war to crush opposition.
In an article posted on the website entitled "Lies and Manipulations," author Pierre PICCININ tells us (I'm not making this up) that life is pretty normal in Syria. 
Another article "A different Testimony" claims that the democracy movement is infiltrated by jihidists and armed extremists.

Other stories defending the regime;


Nathalie Normandeau gets a $150,000 gift
The taxpayer's league is up in arms at the $150,000 Nathalie Normandeau will receive as a result of her resignation from Quebec's National Assembly.
The 'departure' bonus is ostensibly paid to members leaving Parliament to help them transition back into private life, but is paid even if the member resigns of his or her own volition and even if the member has already secured a job or is eligible for a pension.
The case of Jean-Marc Fournier  is particularly galling. The present Minister of Justice retired in 2008 and received a transition bonus of $145,000, but returned to Parliament in a by-election, two years later. 

In discussing the issue, Mario Dumont, the ex-ADQ leader, was forced to admit embarrassingly on his own show, (which often rails against government waste,) that he too accepted just such a payment, even though he had a television job lined up..

As for Nathalie Normandeau's abrupt resignation, I'm not buying her excuse that it was just her time to go.
While I have no specific information, rumours are floating that her resignation has to do with her present boyfriend, ex-Montreal police chief Yvan Delorme who also resigned abruptly in the face of allegations over improperly given contracts.
Is something about to break? 

Readers are reminded of Frank Zampino who resigned similarly from his number two job at Montreal city hall. Also citing  'personal reasons,' Zampino actually quit ahead of a scandal  that was about to break over water meters and his close ties to Tony Accurso. Link

Will Francois Legault's new party run a candidate in the upcoming by-election for Normandeau's seat?
Don't count on it.


PQ objects to bilingual bonus
The city of  Gatineau. (Hull+ suburbs) is coming under fire for encouraging city workers to become bilingual, this time by speaking English in addition to French.
The city is offering a bonus of 45¢ an hour to any employee that can speak English as well as French.
The city, which is the fourth largest in Quebec, sits just across the Ottawa river from Ottawa and counts many anglophones as citizens, especially in the former towns of Aylmer and Buckingham which were merged with Hull in 2002.

The Parti Quebecois is fuming and is saying that such a bonus is discrimination against francophones who don't speak English and sends the wrong message about the working language of Quebec.
Yves-François Blanchet, a PQ Mp, has demanded that the Quebec government step in to end this 'dangerous precedent.'  LINK{FR}


Lola going to the supreme Court
I'm sure readers are well aware of the case of Lola (a pseudonym) the ex-girlfriend of a famous Quebec Quebec billionaire (ahem..) who sued for palimony following their breakup. Lower courts have already provided a generous allocation for child support, but Lola wants a settlement based on her contention that she was 'married', by way of a common-law marriage, something not recognized in Quebec.
When the Quebec Court of Appeal agreed with Lola, the government of Quebec   appealed the decision to the Supreme Court.
By the way, the Quebec Court of Appeal has a reputation for kooky decisions, many overturned in the Supreme Court.

Without getting complicated, readers are reminded that Quebec runs it's own version of Canada's Common Law called  Civil Code of Quebec.
Specifically, Quebec does not recognize common law marriage, unlike the rest of Canada. 
Quebec's position is that partners are free to marry or free not to marry and that there is a difference between living together and being formally married. 
Those who choose to marry  are subject to the benefits and responsibilities that it entails. Conversely a couple that choose not to marry, are not bound by marriage provisions. 
Most importantly, it means that in the case of a break-up, there is no requirement for alimony, other than child support and no automatic right of inheritance or claims on pensions upon death.
However, the Quebec government does offer non-married couples the right to contract in a civil union,  much the same as a marriage.
The government of Quebec has reviewed aspects of the law periodically and confirmed that this is the way it want things to be.
Clearly this position is at loggerheads with the rest of the country, but it remains interesting to see where the Supreme Court will go.
Put your money on Quebec's position. I can't see the Supremos rejecting one of the cornerstones of confederation, the fact that Quebec runs a similar, yet different common law.
It's going to be interesting.
 
School supplies irk Parents
And finally, I know this tidbit has nothing to do with the gist of this blog, but I thought I'd include it just the same.
A few Quebec newspapers ran articles this week on the excessive demands put on parents in relation to school supplies. LINK{FR}
Here's a list of articles that are required for a certain  GRADE 1  class in Montreal;
  • School agenda
  • slate
  • 6 notebooks for ink
  • Calligraphy notebook (Calypso)
  • Plastified Project workbook
  • Project workbook
  • 2 workbooks
  • Binder
  • Headphones
  • Scissors
  • 4 Glue Sticks
  • 15 Duo-tangs
  • 20 Pencils  HB
  • Erasable Crayola Crayons
  • Crayola Crayons  (16)
  • rubber bottoms for chair legs
  • 2 pencil cases
  • 4 'Staedtler' erasers
  • 2 index  files
  • Tokens used for calculating
  • Deck of cards
  • 5 erasable 'Pentel' markers
  • Washable marking pens
  • 20 plastic sheet protectors
  • 6 document holders
  • Plastic ruler (30 cm)
  • Re-usable school bag
  • 2 Red 'Papermate' pens
  • Pencil sharpener with reservoir - 'Staedtler'
Headphones?
Deck of Cards?
I wonder if Hold'em has become a mandatory course.

Any parents out there know how much all this crap costs?

I'm sure this goes on across Canada and reflects a disrespectful attitude by out of touch educators towards parent's pocketbooks. A complete overuse of props, instead of good old fashioned teaching.

When I went to grade school (and you?,) all that was required was about 6 Hilroy or Canada type note books, a couple of pencils, a sharpener and an eraser. 
My family's back to school shopping consisted of a trip to the old Miracle-Mart in Laval and an outlay of about $5 .
What more do you need to learn to read, write and do arithmetic?

And by the way, the pencil sharpener I used didn't have a reservoir to catch the shavings and cost about a nickel!

Know something else?
I bet we were all better educated than today's kids!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Comical Reaction to OQLF French Sign Initiative

In reaction to the OQLF's announcement that it will renew its fight to get businesses to adopt French names, Quebeckers are divided into two camps. First are the language hardliners who agree with the language cops and then there are those who are against the initiative, the overwhelming majority, who quite frankly don't give a crap.

I make this statement based on the hundreds of reader comments published under media stories in French online news sites, the vast majority, highly negative towards the OQLF initiative.

Some of the reactions are downright funny, others scathingly sarcastic, with most readers offering the opinion that they don't see a need for a name change for Future Shop or Best Buy, as long as service is offered in French and as long as prices are reasonable.

The very first comment under a news story about the OQLF announcement on the Radio-Canada website probably said it all;
"There is a difference between protection and promotion of a language and the chronic antagonism towards Anglophones. The  paranoids see assimilation everywhere and hide their desire for revenge behind the great virtue of the survival of French in North America."- Joseph Arthur  LINK
Gilles Proulx, the insufferable bigot, is representative of these language paranoids, who once again ranted against the English on television, telling the whopper that 70% of stores in the Champlain Mall in south shore Brossard have English names. He was so confident that he promised that  he'd cast his soul into a fire, if it wasn't true.

Of course it isn't true, not even close. Of Champlain Mall's 138 stores, only 19 store names (about 14%) can be categorized as English. Lucky for Mr. Proulx, that he doesn't have a soul to lose!
Monaco • Naturalizer OnlyDavids TeaPresident StoneSpring  • StylexchangeJugo JuiceU.S.A.Urban Planet • SirensPayless ShoesourcePolar IceBellVirgin MobileTrade Secrets • Subway Forever XXIThe Children's Place.
By the way, I did a little research in trying to ascertain if A&W or H&M and other store names that include an ampersand (&) are exclusively English. It seems that the 'esperluette' is proper French, but rarely used because it isn't much of a saving over the word it replaces- 'et',  However, perfectly acceptable French!

Of course there are some stores that sport proper names that are clearly English, like Laura Secord or Bentley,  but if Mr. Proulx chooses to include these as offensively English, he displays the same mentality as those enthusiastic attendees at the Wanasee Conference, where the Nazis met, way back when,  to establish the definition of who was a Jew, in anticipation of designating those eligible for the Final Solution.
And by the way, even if he included the English proper names, it would only bring the total up to about 25%, a far cry from THE 70% figure he quotes.

As for the comments here's a taste of what is being said.

Note to readers;
All these comments were originally written in French and while I have translated them myself, it occurs to me that the finished product is far from perfect. Translation is not just about speaking the other language, it is an art form, of which I admit to being imperfect. Those of you who are bilingual know the pitfalls.
I humbly apologize for any imperfection. I promise readers that I didn't use Google Translate.
"....By the way, what will you do with IKEA? Van Houtte? Volkswagen? CIBC? HSBC? Aviva? With nonsense like this, one day Ontario will require Bombardier to change its name. Not too impressive!" -Jacques Famery from Joliette
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"As someone wrote earlier, what would we think of a country that would require the Cirque du Soleil, a brand known throughout the world, to change its name to The Circus of the Sun?
.... There are far more important topics, such as the French language of immigrants, and the fact that   50% of
Quebeckers are functionally illiterate.
Another surreal debate, created over nothing on a completely non-existent problem..."
- Michel Sylvestre de Mont-Royal

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"More small potatoes to discuss, offered to make us forget the immense traffic problems and the embarrassment that is the Ministry of Transport. Meant to lead us to believe that the government is doing something when the truth is that it is doing nothing as in the case of collusion/corruption in the construction industry. It's nothing more than a diversion."
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"This is  for those Québécois who don't speak a word of English, just in case they go to Best Buy to buy groceries. I do not know one Québécois who doesn't know what Best Buy, Future Shop, or Canadian Tire sells? All this is just smoke and mirrors!"  -Mitchell Begin, Montreal
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"Mr. Rioux, you write "It is not about the protection of the French language, but a plot to exterminate of all that is English."
What a relevant comment! Indeed, an Italian name, Portuguese or another is never targeted, only the English names. Paranoia against the English? Absolutely."- Marianne Longfield South Shore
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"This is nonsense. You can go to China, Germany, France or Mogadishu, companies do not change their name. Only in Quebec is there a mass anti-English hysteria. Hysteria based on the unfounded fear of assimilation. This assimilation is not real, French in Quebec is increasing. In Montreal, it's just a shift of French population to the suburbs. Elsewhere in Quebec, English is losing ground. Montreal is not Quebec.
Should Bombardier be called "Bomber" "bombardeo" or "bombefly" depending on where the products are exported?

Only in Quebec does an ex-FLQer bomb a Second-Cup store, just because it has an English name .... -Christian Rioux, --------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Does the restaurant "los tres amigos" need to be changed to "les trois amis", or is this rule exclusively  for English names and not for other languages?" - Edgardo Nunez de Montreal
And finally, for those who read French, these comments can't really be translated;
"On pourrait changer le prénom des gens un coup parti... quelqu'un dont le prénom est Dan devrait automatiquement s'appeler Daniel, Micheal -->Michel, Andrew --> André, John James --> Jean.... Ah! Dans ce cas si c'est déja fait."- Louis Lachance de Québec City
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"Donc, si on récapitule:

Dunkin' Donuts = Beignets de Dunkin
Canadian Tire = Pneu Canadien
Loblaws = Lois de Lob
Home Depot = Dépôt de maison
Home Hardware = Gugusses de maison
Second Cup = Deuxième Tasse
Sunlife = Vie de soleil
Walmart = Marché de Wal
Bell Canada = Cloche Canadienne
Nickels = Cinq cennes
Future Shop = Usine du futur
Best Buy = Meilleur achat
Ikea = Débrouilles-toi !
Brick = La brique
Scores = Et compte!
Red Lobster = Homard rouge
General Motor = Moteur général

Et finalement,
iPad de Apple = iTablette de Pomme (mon favoris) :oD Patricya Lacerte, Laval
The OQLF does of course have its fans and Impératif français is one of its biggest boosters. The French language lobby recently complained that:
"Despite the decline of French over the last 20 years, which has actually  accelerated in recent years, Impératif français observed a decline in the number of complaints filed with the OQLF as well as a decline in the number of complaints transferred to the  Attorney General of Quebec for prosecution, to denounce disrespect of the fundamental language rights of Quebecers." LINK{FR}
The organization went on to beseech Quebecers to deposit more complaints at the OQLF and gave instructions on how to do so, including where to go online to get a complaint form.

Being a civic-minded sort of person, I decided to help out and so I filed my own complaint!!!






Argggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!..............


Monday, September 5, 2011

OQLF Sign Initiative Nothing less than Bigotry

On Friday, I wrote about the legal situation vis-a-vis the Office québécois de la langue française (OQLF) and its announcement that it will pursue Big Box retailers like Best Buy or Future Shop for having the audacity to trade under their own corporate name or trademark, because it is English.
The argument put forward by the OQLF and language militants who support this position is based on the notion that an English name, in and of itself, is somehow offensive and shows contempt for the Francophone majority.

This notion is odious and nothing short of bigotry.

All of these retailers offer impeccable service in French and do an outstanding job in translation and signage which is generally unilingually French. They make sure to offer no products in English versions, without the equivalent product in French (Buzz Lightyear?) All costs related to translation are spread among all stores across Canada, so that prices remain the same as in stores in other provinces. As far as corporate citizens go, they are outstanding examples of companies that respect their Francophone clientele.

But that's not enough for the OQLF, which believes that operating under an English name is somehow disrespectful and offensive to francophones.

I reminded readers about a demonstration that occurred last April in front of a Repentigny, Quebec, "The UPS Store" by French language bigots who demanded that the company Frenchify its name. The whole episode was barely newsworthy, because, well,...err....this isn't big news in Quebec!

Could you imagine a similar demonstration in Calgary, with idiots picketing a Big Top demanding that Cirque de Soleil change its name to something more appropriately English, like Sun Circus or failing that, add a modifier to become Cirque de Soleil 'CIRCUS' while performing in Alberta?
The story would make the National news in English Canada and be the subject of every newspaper and talk show in Quebec, where Westerners would be mocked for their stupidity and called out for Franco-bashing.

Such is the politics of language in Quebec.
There comes a point when defence of the French language crosses over into intolerance and bigotry.
And that's the territory that the OQLF has invaded. It is, without a doubt, a hateful and intolerant bureaucratic monstrosity, run by a coterie of bigots, who pretend self-righteously, that they aren't persecuting Anglophones, just promoting the well-being of Francophones. 

Bestowed with the gravitas of officiality by the Quebec government, the OQLF encourages a minority of hateful separatists, who detest Canada and Anglophones, to come out of the woodwork, anointed with an official cachet of legitimacy.
Bah!.....
For those of you who defend the OQLF by saying that it's not a big deal to demand that a French modifier be added to make the English name more palatable, you are one and the same as the bigoted OQLF.
The modifier is just a device to make the point that English, all by itself, in any form, is not acceptable in public.
Can anyone honestly believe that francophone consumers are so thick that they need the word Electronique added to Best Buy in order to realize not to go inside if they are looking for groceries?

Canadian Tire has been operating in Quebec for almost 75 years.  Is the OQLF telling us with a straight face that the masthead now needs a French modifier to describe what's going on inside the store?
By the way, a good deal of Francophones still pronounce the store name as "Can-a-dienne Teer," a cherished tradition!


The argument that store names should reflect the French reality of Quebec is so convoluted that if taken to the logical extreme we'd have to remove Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima from the store shelves and replace them with those more culturally acceptable and representative of Quebec society.

The truth is, that for French language militants, any public display of English, in whatever form, is utterly offensive. The OQLF empowers them and gives legitimacy to these haters. Shame.

What is also telling, is that in the OQLF's pursuit of the defence of the French language, the target of its regulatory zeal is always aimed at anglophones, ethnics and English businesses.

While companies like Best Buy and Future Shop are singled out, the pillars of the Quebec Francophone business community are always given a free pass.

How can the OQLF complain about Best Buy and not complain about French television shows that have English names? 

If eyeglass store New Look needs to become "LUNETTERIE" New Look, why didn't the OQLF demand that Loft Story add a modifier as well, to become 'COMPTES DE' Loft Story?

The entire French media, is replete with English, something  the OQLF seems to have no concerns over.
And before I get a slew of comments reminding me that the OQLF doesn't have jurisdiction, when has that ever stopped them from sticking their nose in before?

And so the OQLF remains silent in the face of television shows like Shopping TVA, which should, by OQLF logic, be required to add the word "MAGASINAGE"

What does the OQLF have to say about the obsession with English words on French TV show names?

Rock'n'bull  - Room Raiders - Clip Dub - Cliptoman - Le Playlist - Drag Queen - Miss Personnalité - Shopping TV - Chatterbox - Spécial bloopers - Les Gags - Call TV.

These are not American shows dubbed into French, but original programming from Quebec.
Francophone programmers can't even resist using English when translating movie titles and so we get abominations like 'Le Karaté Dog'....ugh!


By the way, Musiquplus, the French music channel, does more to anglicize francophone teenagers than all the English signage and all the English-speaking clerks combined, a hundred times over!

Last week, fifteen of the twenty top videos shown on the MusiquePlus were English.
The rest of the content is dubbed or semi-dubbed American trash teenager shows and video commentators who use about 50% English terms while on air.


I pulled this screen shot from the Musiqueplus website, it's a 'teaser' (apparently a French word??) for the American  show"Jersey Shore," which the French music station broadcasts ENTIRELY IN ENGLISH, complete with English subtitles to make understanding what is being said, a bit  easier for francophones. The only accommodation is a bit of French voice over to explain what's going on. See for yourself, HERE

I can't think of a better tool for anglicizing francophone teenagers. 
But hey, according to the OQLF, it's Best Buy that is insulting Francophones, while Snookie and 'La' Situation are complete innocents!

V telé, another French network broadcasts a version of High Stakes Poker completely in English, with a bit of French voice-over just to pass muster, probably because they are too cheap to pay for proper dubbing, but shouldn't the OQLF be concerned?
By the way, what do you think the name of the show is on French TV?
Yup, it's High Stakes Poker and just like Wipeout, another American show imported onto Quebecois television, there are no modifiers, before or after the name!

Shouldn't the OQLF step in and regulate this insidious infiltration of English on Quebec television? Isn't this situation infinitely more damaging and Anglicizing than a store name?

While Anglos and Ethnics are being scapegoated for the Anglicization of Quebec, the reality is that the biggest perpetrator of this so-called Anglicization is Francophone society itself.

Francophone television, radio, newspapers and magazines use an over-abundance of English in their stories and more importantly their advertisements. Who is to blame?  Not Anglos.

While the names of stores like Canadian Tire or Future Shop have long become embedded in our common consciousness, the fact that they are English names is really of no consequence. It's just a name, like Henry, Angela, Pedro, Pierre, Moishe or Salim.
Talking to a sales clerk with an Arabic, Chinese or English name doesn't really matter to  Francophones when the conversation is in French.
When people shop at Best Buy, what is important is that products are desireable and offered at a fair price and when service is provided in French, the name of the store is irrelevant.

It is sad that our Liberal government chooses to allow the OQLF to run riot because it is afraid of appearing too 'federalist' and too 'accommodating' and so stupidity and bigotry reigns in the name of protection of the French language.

The reality is that the vast majority of Quebeckers recognize zealotry when they see it.

Wednesday,  I'll share their mocking reactions with you.

Until then, I look forward to your comments, in English or en français, or even with a 'Joisy' accent!