Thursday, October 1, 2009

Payback's a Bitch For Bloc Quebecois

Stephen Harper is set to deal the Bloc Québécois a devastating blow, one that may re-shape Parliament and break the cycle of minority governments. Gilles Duceppe and the rest of Quebec nationalists are furious at Harper's gambit to change the dynamics of the House of Commons by adding additional Parliamentary seats in English Canada, while freezing the number of MPs that Quebec sends to Ottawa.

Last Friday's Globe and Mail ran a detailed story on the long overdue electoral reform;
"Democratic Reform Minister Steven Fletcher is in the advanced stages of preparing legislation that would reshape the House of Commons, adding dozens of seats to the three fast-growing provinces that are now seriously underrepresented." Globe and Mail
The move to redress the serious imbalance in the distribution of seats in the House of Commons signals that Harper has given up on Quebec and has come to believe that the only way to achieve a majority government is to marginalize Quebec.
Public Works Minister Christian Paradis painted the project in much simpler terms, conveniently omitting the political benefits to the Conservatives.
"It's a democratic principle that there must be a basic element of proportionally and presently it's disproportionate."
The calculatingly cool Harper is counting on the Liberals to support his legislative knifing because he estimates that Mr. Ignatieff and the Liberals have as much to gain as he.

Opinion polls show that the Bloc continues to maintain a stranglehold over the bulk of Quebec Parliamentary seats. The Liberals resigned to the fact that they are not going to achieve any breakthrough in the next election and will have to content themselves with holding the traditional Anglo seats around Montreal, which remain unassailable regardless of whether the party supports the proposed legislation or or not.

And so it's a question of numbers, the proposed 41 seats will be added to the suburban areas of Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Calgary and as things stack up, the seats look to split evenly between Conservatives and Liberals. The biggest losers, of course, will be the Bloc and the NDP and turning the federal campaign into a two horse race is as appealing to the Liberals as it is to the Conservatives.

For Gilles Duceppe the attempt to marginalize him, his party and Quebec is as dangerous a scenario as it can get. The realization that he hasn't got many cards to play is all the more galling. Ergo his rage.

His amateurish threat, that those parties that support the bill, will be punished in Quebec come election day is hollow, the damage is minimal and has already been factored in by his foes.

Interestingly, if Mr Duceppe's analysis is right, his party stands to win even more Quebec seats, so it seems a bit disingenuous of him to argue against a bill that will reap him so many benefits. It's more likely that he understands that even with more seats, he'll have less power.

The Bloc, unable to argue against the proposed legislation based on democratic principles is forced to resort to the old chestnut of 'fairness'.

The 'fairness' that he's taking about, is the fairness wherein Quebec gets more out of Canada than it puts in.
It's the 'fairness' that guarantees Quebec one-third of the seats on the Supreme Court, with just 22% of the population.
It's the fairness wherein Francophones hold a disproportionate amount of federal civil service jobs, especially in senior positions where bilingualism is a requirement.
It's the 'fairness' wherein Quebec pays less in taxes and takes out more in services.
It's the 'fairness' wherein Quebec can demand more Parliamentary seats then their numbers warrant.

It's that type of 'fairness' that enrages Canadians.

Mr. Duceppe makes the argument for this disproportionism with a straight face and moral indignation, after all he's used to the old Quebec counting formula - '"Two for me, one for you."

Lost in the debate is the fact that while Canada is growing, Quebec is barely maintaining it's numbers with projections that within twenty years, the province's population will actually decline.

The majority of the proposed ridings are in areas of the countrt that are teeming with new Canadians, who are largely responsible for the population explosion in the suburbs of the big Canadian cities.

Perhaps the next time Quebec politicians, editorialists and pamphleteers rail on about how the immigrants are diluting the gene pool, they could examine the impact of a diminished birth rate on the future population of the province.
Either Quebec comes to terms with the fact that it cannot maintain itself as a white, Christian society where everyone is born speaking French, or they will lose more Parliamentary seats in the future as the province's population shrinks. The rest of Canada has already embraced the reality of the twenty-first century, Quebec could well be left behind.

The furious denunciations over the new seat proposal coming out of Quebec are rather delicious to hear. The usual smug face of Duceppe is now tortured and bewildered.
There hasn't been this much indignation in Quebec since the "Night of the Long Knives' back in 1982 when the nine provincial Premiers and Pierre Elliot Trudeau agreed to repatriate the Canadian Constitution behind Rene Levesque's back while he slept obliviously in his hotel room in Hull.

For Duceppe, its a perdre/perdre situation.
The more he complains about Quebec getting screwed, the happier most Canadians will be and the harder their position will become. Canadians have been waiting a long time to get revenge on the Bloc, a party which they perceive as making a mockery of the political process and they will perceive this as the perfect opportunity.

Payback's a bitch!

Mr. Duceppe and his party have always claimed to be in Ottawa to defend the 'interests' of Quebecers. His failure on this issue, after promising that his party will fight tooth and nail to stop the legislation, is going to be problematic. When Quebecers realize that when push comes to shove, the Bloc Quebecois is unable to do anything concrete in defence of Quebec, they are going to be forced to re-evaluate their situation. Voices from the right in Quebec, will howl in derision at Mr. Duceppe's and his party's failure.

If a majority government can be achieved without Quebec, it will mean the end of the Bloc Quebecois as a force.

Quebecers will never give up completely on the Bloc, there are too many separatists who would rather vote for a shoe than a Federalist party, no matter how self-defeating. They'll continue to vote for the Bloc as an affirmation of their separatist faith.

There are Quebec nationalists who will threaten that any attempt to reduce Quebec's power will lead to a rise in the separatist mood of Quebec.
Those who make this argument are sadly out of touch with the mood of the rest of Canada. Most Canadians are over Quebec's tantrums and are impervious to threats. The prevailing attitude is 'Take it or leave it.'

There is another alternative, one that is more likely to happen. Nothing.

Quebecers have notoriously short memories. Last spring Premier Charest was considered toast by experts because of his cynical handling of the fiasco at the Caisse de Depot when he hid the financial disaster until he could be re-elected. Today he's back atop the polls.

It's at least three years until the next provincial election and by then the issue will have been all but forgotten, the only lasting effect being the diminished seat count and the diminished influence of Quebec in Ottawa.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Getting Religion Out of Taxis

A Montreal cabbie is taking the government to court because he has been fined for displaying Jewish religious articles in his car. The taxi bureau maintains that the car is a 'public' space and as such should be free of religious references. An article in the Globe and Mail was generally sympathetic to the cabby's position;
Mr. Perecowicz says he's not especially religious, but he's comforted by having articles of his Jewish faith in the car, including photos of the late Lubovoitcher spiritual leader and two mezuzahs affixed to the car frame between the front and back doors. (A mezuzah, typically affixed to doorframes of Jewish homes, is a tiny prayer parchment that, according to Jewish beliefs, offers protection.) Globe & Mail.

Of course the Quebec Jewish Congress, always quick to see discrimination in any situation, is lending him moral support in his quest to assert religious freedom in taxis.

It's positions like this, that have led the organization to lose it's credibility, even amongst many Jews.

Should a taxi driver be allowed to post pictures of his family, affix a crucifix or a rosary, place images of the Virgin Mary or perhaps hang a voodoo doll from the rear view mirror?

Some of you would agree, most would not.

Should Hare Krishna taxi drivers be allowed to burn incense in the car?
Should drivers be allowed to play loud rock music or worse still, howling religious or ethnic music?
Most would agree that incense and loud music cross the line, but why is an assault on the nose and on the ears worse than an assault on the eyes?

Where do we draw the line?

Me, the only picture I want to see in a cab is the mugshot in the taxi license.

I'm not that interested in being in a synagogue, mosque or church or being exposed to family photos. I don't want to see pictures of the Ayatollah, the Virgin Mary or the Lubavitcher Rebbe. I'd also appreciate if the cab was clean and that the cabby drove safely and that he didn't talk on a cell phone or eat lunch during the trip.
How about that!!! Maybe cabbies would earn more if they treated customers better. It's a novel concept.

Mr. Perecowicz says that in 40 odd years nobody got out of his cab because they were offended.
That doesn't mean that his garish display of personal memorabilia is appreciated. I don't think I'd like to see a personalized display of personal items at the license bureau, the post office or at the bank. It's a matter of respect for clients, something that cabbies rarely display.

It is galling to see the Quebec Jewish Congress supporting Mr. Perecowicz's position. Do they really argue that more religious paraphernalia should be encouraged in public spaces?

Jews and other religious minorities have long complained about the dominance of Christian symbolism in public places.

Should we have more?

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Quebec's Most Vocal Anglophobe Dies

Sorry I can't shed any tears over the death of Quebec's biggest Anglo hater, Pierre Falardeau.

A cruel and miserable soul, Pierre Falardeau was famous for urging Anglophone federalists to get out of Quebec.

He is also infamous for writing a particularly nasty article celebrating the death of noted Quebec federalist Claude Ryan.
"Finally, at last a good thing has happened! Claude Ryan has just died. Nothing left to do but to embalm him and close the coffin."

"Voilà enfin une bonne chose de faite! Claude Ryan vient de mourir. Ne reste plus qu'à l'embaumer et à fermer le couvercle."
Pierre Faladeau
Some other of his bon mots include a reference to David Suzuki; “a bearded little Jap.”

Here's a clip of him denigrating Anglos.



Of course the nationalists are offering platitudes and mark his passing with warm remembrances.
As for his racist comments, apologists chalk it up to sovereignist exuberance and compare him to a lovable old uncle who likes to use the word 'nigger.'

As Quebec television personality Guy A. Lepage put it ;
"In spite of his occasional slips, we all make them, he had all my respect"
"Malgré ses dérapes occasionnelles - on en fait tous - il avait tout mon respect"
Former Quebec Premier Bernard Landry said he was deeply saddened by his death.
"I met him often and each time I told him that we all thought the same things as him, but we expressed it quite differently. This made us laugh a lot! " - Bernard Landry
So the ex-Premier believes in the same anglophobic filth as Mr. Falardeau! Hmmm...

Mr. Falardeau may have hated Canada, but had no problem accepting money from Telefilm Canada to finance his projects. When asked about the contradiction, in a television interview, he answered sheepishly that he "had three mouths to feed."
The animator then reminded him that he had previously chastised Francophone artists for taking part in Canada Day Celebrations. "Don't they also have families to feed?"

"You might be right..." answered Falardeau.
A deep thinker, this one.....

As they say in French - Bon Débarras!, good riddance.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Montreal Police Add New Weapon


No it isn't a crime fighting tool, just another device that will be used to give out more tickets.

Be warned, no more driving around with expired tags or unpaid tickets.

A high speed camera is placed on the trunk of a police car facing oncoming traffic. The camera scans license plates as cars drive by. The numbers are instantly run through the police computer and faster than you can say "Who me?" another police car down the road pulls over those who license plates are flagged.

How effective is it. Pretty damn effective, that's for sure.

Police place the camera at certain strategic choke points, like highway exits.
A recent operation was carried out on the road leading up to the Jacques Cartier bridge at rush hour.

Cars were pulled over at a rate of one every 30 seconds!

Better pay those tickets and registration fees!

Friday, September 25, 2009

Montreal Canadiens Deal Beer Vendors a Nasty Blow

The pre-season is a special time for true NHL hockey fans. It's a time where dreams of playoff glory and Stanley Cup parades dance in our heads as we giddishly prepare for the season opener in anticipatory glee that can best be compared to that of a five-year old's impatience with Father Time during Christmas week.

Being optimistic is part of the fun, but for Montreal fans the wholesale changes that the team made over the summer is somewhat disconcerting. Not only will we have to re-learn jersey numbers and player idiosyncrasies, the loss of our erstwhile stars is painful and if our replacement crew doesn't perform, fans will turn on management faster than you can say "Et tu Brute?"

As to how our Habs will do this year, it's hard for us to say. The pundits are clearly confused with the majority taking the safe approach by predicting that the team will end up where they finished last year- In the playoffs, but barely.
I'm going to agree with the Bleacherreport.com prediction of how the Habs will do.
  1. Boston (5th in east)
  2. Buffalo (6th in east)
  3. Montreal (7th in East)
  4. Toronto (10th in east)
  5. Ottawa (13 th in east)
One thing easy to predict, is that ticket prices will go up and that the price of beer will continue to rise. No trip to the Bell Centre is complete without the mandatory stop at the ATM before the game.

This year's fifty cent rise in the price of beer is particularly difficult to swallow- not for fans, but for beer vendors.
At $10 even, it means that the automatic 50¢ tip that the hawkers could expect when the price was $9.50, is gone.

Oh the inhumanity!

Me, I have long ago forsaken $100 beer nights at the Bell Centre and have fatefully decided to go down the cheapskate route. I also categorically refuse to pay $4.50 for water.

Instead of visiting ATM before the game, I head over to the liquor store and purchase one or two little bottles of vodka at $7.35. The curved shape of the lightweight plastic bottle is an ideal format to stuff down your pants. Although the practice of smuggling booze into the building is most definitely not kosher, who's going to catch you pouring the booze into a plastic cup of Coca-Cola in the bathroom stall?
It's a perfect work-around. If only I could only figure out how to bring in hot dogs, it would be perfect!

By the way, Las Vegas odds makers have the Canadiens at 30-1 to win the Stanley Cup, it's probably a generous assessment. Canadiens fans would probably accept a second round playoff defeat as highly acceptable.

As for the top teams in the NHL, here's the line on winning the Stanley cup;
Detroit Red Wings 5-1
Pittsburgh Penguins 6-1
San Jose Sharks 6-1
Chicago Blackhawks 7-1
Washington Capitals 10-1
Philadelphia Flyers 10-1
Boston Bruins 11-1

If you think Canadiens fans are eternal optimists, here's an online poll taken by Sportsnet.ca (East). I imagine that it's mostly Ontario fans voting..


Ouch!!!.........