Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Myth of the Anglicization of Montreal

The Myth of the Anglicization of Montreal
"While we obsess over the legality of the language of  signage, Montreal English speakers  are taking the city, district by district, based on institutional  bilingualism imposed on us by our cowardly politicians.  They are laying the foundations of a future Anglophone metropolis in the heart of Quebec, dispossessed of it's native  language."  Louis Prefontaine, Quebec language zealot

According to Mr. Prefontaine and other language nationalists, the island of Montreal is in danger of becoming anglicized, in part because of the increased and unchecked expansion of English signage.

I must live in an alternate universe, a bizarro world, one in which the island of Montreal is living an opposite reality. It's a world where English signage, both outdoor and indoor is disappearing at an astonishing rate.


Last week I was idly waiting at the takeout counter in an Italian restaurant when my eyes were attracted to the occupancy sign issued by the City of Montreal. Every restaurant and bar has a similar sign denoting what the legal capacity of the premises is.

What surprised me was that the sign was bilingual. "Cette etablisment....This establisment..." I looked closer and saw that the date of issue was 1979. It figures, it's been at least twenty years that the City of Montreal abandoned English officially.  In fact stores, offices, buildings, government and public offices have all abandoned bilingual signage.
The law does provide for English on signs (as long as the font is 1/3 the size of the French) but most places don't bother.


If English was ever to make a comeback, it would likely be in the west island communities on the island of Montreal, where Anglos and allophones make up an outright majority.



 I happened to be in a shopping centre in just one such community, Dollard Des Ormeaux and decided to investigate the state of English signage. If there was to be a breakthrough, it would be here. 

Despite it's name (for a Francophone hero) the town boasts just 16% Francophones, the rest of the residents being Anglophones, with a smattering of Allophones (aligned with the English community.)
The shopping Centre in question was the Galeries des Sources, previously known as the "West Island Mall" a name that was changed after being declared politically incorrect.



A tour around the parking lot of didn't show much English. In fact it I didn't find a word!
To all intents and purposes the mall could have been located in Lac St. Jean!


Perhaps those English conspirators were hiding the English signs inside, far from the passing purview of language inspectors travelling down the adjacent Highway 40.


I took along my trusty IPhone camera, in the hope that the inside would offer an oasis of English, hopefully much to the chagrin of Mr. Prefontaine et als.


Alas it was not to be. 

I used the entrance that took me past "Bureau en Gros" and  the "Super  C" supermarket. 


Guess what? Not a word of English.

You'd think that with 85% of the clientèle preferring English, they'd make some effort to provide some signage. 
It was however, not the case. These are not mom and pop organizations, they must be aware of where the store is located. Can it be that they have made a province-wide decision not to post any signs in English?



Perhaps it's the other stores in the mall (as Mr. Prefontaine alleges,} that are flaunting the spirit and the letter of the sign law, Bill 101.



To be fair there were a couple of signs that were either bilingual or had English added in a decidedly inferior position, but not many.



Finally....Finally .....Finally...... A unlingual English sign!!!!




Yessir! An English sign, advertising an English book in an English Bookstore. Tut! Tut! Tut!.  Call in the language inspectors!

Hold on a second.....Aren't bookstores immune from the sign laws?

My tour of the mall confirmed to me the utter nonsense that is spouted by nationalists that there is a movement towards English signage in Montreal.  I defy you to take a tour anywhere in Quebec and show me where English signage is on the upswing.

As they say on the Discovery Channel---
"This Myth is Busted!!"

Monday, January 11, 2010

More Supreme Court Bashing-This Time Anti-Semetic

Ever since the Supreme Court of Canada struck down Quebec's Bill 104, the law that closed a loophole whereby Quebec immigrants could win eligibility to publicly funded English schools by spending a short time in an English private school, the nationalists and separatists are in a tizzy over the notion that the Supreme Court is anti-Quebec.

A recurring theme is that the court is unelected and stacked with judges who are bent on destroying the French language, Quebec culture and the ability of the province to enforce coercive measures to keep immigrants out of English schools.

Above is a picture of Mario Bealieu, President of the nationalist Société Saint-Jean-Baptiste and some Mouvement Montréal français cohorts having an impromptu demonstration in a Montreal Metro station mocking the Supremos.

The latest missive, La Cour des jugements loufoques (the Court of Crazy Judgments) is a rather nasty article printed in a nationalist web site that takes the court to task for having too many Jews sitting on the bench.
It's an 'intellectual' type of antisemitism, one that attempts to prove that Jews don't deserve to have such a large presence on the court due to their small demographic profile.

The author, Jacques Noël is a prolific poster who uses up a lot of ink postulating that Jews, Blacks and immigrants are over-represented, coddled and given preferential treatment in Quebec.

His body of work includes pieces like Où est la sous-représentation des Noirs aux Parlements ? (Where is the underrepresentation Of Blacks in Parliament), where using some nifty mathematics, concludes that there are too many Blacks elected in Quebec. In another article he complains that the Quebec government has no business offering a subsidy to a holocaust museum because there are far too few Jewish Quebec war survivors. He strays out of Quebec politics to tells us that modern Jews are not descended from those who lived in ancient Israel and in another post intimates that visible minorities are over-represented on Francophone television because although they number 8% of the general population, only half watch French TV. If you want a comprehensive listing of his body of work, here is a Google link. You can find lots of interesting articles denigrating immigrants, Jews, Blacks and oh yes, there is plenty of Anglo and Canada bashing as well.

Back to the article complaining about the fact that there are too many Jews on the Supreme Court.
Mr. Noël sets about giving us facts and figures and concludes that Jews are horribly over-represented on the court and asks the rhetorical question "Why?" He never explains why so many Jews on the court is a bad thing, it's an area that he is afraid to venture into and so, he just leaves it up to the readers' imagination.

His body of work is annoying, mostly because it hides his prejudice behind an impressive set of contrived statistics.

We can all use statistics selectively and so I'll endeavour to show Mr. Noël why it isn't an anomaly to see so many Jews on the Supreme Court in this open letter, which I will forward to him.

Dear Mr Noël,

You seem genuinely perturbed that there is an over representation of Jews on the Supreme Court and pose the question "Why?"

Firstly, let me inform you that the Canadian Supreme Court is not unique, the Quebec Court of Appeals is also one third Jewish and the United States Supreme Court has two Jewish members as well, with another one on the way, if rumours are to be believed.
It isn't really strange to see that Jews are wildly over represented on these august bodies, because Jews, when given a fair opportunity to compete, are over represented in every endeavour of human achievement, except maybe the physical (although Mark Spitz, Lenny Krayzelburg and Boris Becker are Jewish.)

Perhaps the real question to ask is "Why are Jews so successful?"

This marked over-achievement is not a question of religious formation, It is only those Jews of German and Eastern European ancestry (known as Ashkenazi Jews) that are so gifted. Jews from Southern Europe and Africa (Sephardi Jews) don't particularly perform any better than the average westerner. Ashkenazi Jews also have a decidedly longer lifespan, so it's pretty clear that it is a question of exceptional genes. Ashkenazi Jews are six times more likely to be geniuses and although it's a controversial subject, it's hard to deny the achievements of Ashkenazi Jews.
Since you are a great believer in statistics, let me give you the benefit of an assortment of facts and figures that I culled from the Internet.

Jews makes up a little more than one percent of the Canadian population and closer to two percent of the U.S population. Across the globe, Jews make up less than ¼ of one percent of the world's entire population. To understand how few people that is, imagine the world's population shrunk down to 400 people proportionately. Only one person would be Jewish.
20% of Noble Prizes awarded to date, have gone to Jews. Of the 18 Nobel prizes awarded to Canadians, 5 went to Jews (28%). Of the three Quebec-born winners, ALL were Jews from the Montreal area.

Half the world's greatest chess players are Jewish.
This over achievement is repeated in practically every category of human endeavour.

Here is a tiny sampling of Jewish notables;
Physics -Albert Einstein, Nihls Bohr, Richard Feynman, Robert Oppenheimer, Carl Sagan

Medicine-
Sigmund Freud, Jonas Salk, Albert Sabin...

Fashion-Isaac Mizrahi, Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein, Kenneth Cole...

Models-
Bar Refaeli, Cindy Margolis, Tanya Roberts, Yasmine Bleeth...

Criminals-
'Bugsy' Siegel, Mickey Cohen, Meyer Lansky, Dutch Schultz, David Bercowitz(Son of Sam)

Notorious- Bernie Madoff, Jack Ruby, Monica Lewinsky, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, Bobby Fischer, Howard Stern ...

Magicians- Uri Geller, Harry Houdini, David Copperfield, David Blaine...

Actresses- Sarah Jessica Parker, Alicia Silverstone, Iona Skye, Kyra Sedgwick, Gwyneth Paltrow...

Actors- Sean Penn, Ben Stiller, Michael Douglas, Richard Dreyfuss, Matthew Broderick, Robert Downey Jr.

Comedians- Lewis Black, Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield, Adam Sandler,

Singers- Barbra Streisand, Bette Midler, Beastie Boys, Billy Joel, Leonard Cohen, Randy Newman, Neil Diamond, Simon and Garfunkle, Gene Simmons...
Writers- Ayn Rand, Dorothy Parker, Marcel Proust, Saul Bellow, Emma Lazarus

etcetera ....etcetera.etcetera

Half of the American billionaires are Jewish.
In Canada 23 of the 100 richest Canadians are Jewish. (23 times what straight demographics would predict)
In Quebec, there are more Jewish billionaires then there are Francophone billionaires (remember Jews are outnumbered by Francophones by 100-1.)


With 1 percent of the population of the Province of Quebec, Jews make up 16% of McGill University students. In the United States, with less than 2% of the population Jews make up 26% of the students in Harvard University, 30% in Yale, 25% in Columbia University, 43% in Barnard college, 25% in Brown University, 25% in Cornell University and 55% in Brandeis University.
William James Sidis, with an IQ of 250-300, is the brightest human who ever existed ( a Jew).


Of the 350 odd companies listed on NASDAQ, over 70 are Israeli (a country of 5 million Jews) while Canada a country of 33 million people has just 50 listings.
40% of the membership of the US National Academy of Sciences' Computer and Information Sciences division is Jewish.
Google, Dell and Oracle were all founded by Jews. If you use "Windows" most of the code was written in Israel.

Israel, with a tiny population of Jews, outperforms 90% of all the worlds countries in terms of patents, inventions, medical breakthroughs and scientific discoveries. In literature, social science, medicine, the law, entertainment and business, Jews outperform every ethnic and national group by leaps and bounds. The Israelis also have a kick-ass army.

Perhaps one of the biggest reasons for antisemitism is the incredible achievements posted by Jews. In grade school, who appreciated the smarty pants who knew every answer!

And so Mr Noël, that is why it isn't so strange that there are three jewish Supreme Court Judges. The reason is MERIT!!!!!
You use statistics to complain that Jews are over represented on the Supreme Court, but fail to mention that the Constitution guarantees Quebec three places out of nine on the Supreme Court, despite the fact that Quebec represents only 22% of the Canadian population (and falling.)

Doesn't this offend you, as well?

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

After Christmas Depression

For many people, particularly single seniors who are not wealthy, the celebration of the New Year, after the festive Christmas season, signals the beginning of a debilitating three and a half months of dreary winter, an interminable letdown of mammoth proportion.

Those who aren't rich enough to go down south to spend the winter in Florida, are relegated to spend their time in front of the television with trips to the local mall representing their only major interaction with other people.

For these people, it is without a doubt the most depressing time of the year. This is particularly true in the small towns across the province that offer few free programs or public facilities for seniors.

My job takes me to malls all across the province and I get to observe shopping centre life on an ongoing basis. Come mid-January the malls empty as consumers face the stark reality of the approaching credit card bills after a month of shopping excess and tone down their purchases to the bare necessities of groceries.
For the next three months the malls are taken over by bored seniors, who use the food fair as a playground, a place to gather, interact and generally kill time in a convivial and friendly atmosphere.
The shopping Centres may not be the Facebook of the seniors, but they are the chatrooms.

Food fairs are choked with nicely dressed seniors, passing the time with friends or perhaps flirting with the opposite sex, nursing a coffee for hours on end, much to the consternation and chagrin of merchants.

There was a time when "NO LOITERING" signs were meant to keep annoying teenagers away from business areas. Now the signs target seniors, who are admonished not to use the mall facilities as a social gathering spot.

It's a bit sad and humiliating to see signs like the one below.

Let's hope that April speeds its way here!!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Bell Centre versus Air Canada Centre

On a lark, I ventured out to the Air Canada Centre in Toronto on Boxing Day to take in the Canadiens/Leafs post Christmas clash. Using some free tickets provided by a supplier and cashing in some frequent flyer points, my guest and I flew out at 4:00PM and returned home at midnight, spending not one minute too long in the Kraft dinner city!

It was touch and go, the weather barely co-operated, but we made it. Here are some random observations, made in the spirit of objectiveness.

1. Tickets cost a helluva lot more in Toronto than Montreal, if you can believe it! Here's a comparison between my season tickets in Montreal and the season tickets of my supplier in Toronto. Wow! What a diff!



2. Could you imagine selling a Leafs jersey at the Bell Centre? Arrrgh!.......


3. The Air Canada Centre provides nifty drink holders between seats. Points for them!




4. Both the ACC and Centre Bell are too snobby to have cheerleaders, ergo these lame-ass boring middle aged ice cleaners. It's a tie!



4. There is a bigger variety of food offered at the ACC as compared to the Bell Centre, but everything I tried was awful. Cold and tasteless. At least at the Centre Bell you can always eat a decent hot dog. The ACC ran out of draft beer in the first period and the only thing on tap was Lite. Eccchh! Both arenas score poorly on the food front. It's a tie!

5. The big screens in the Bell Centre blow away those in Toronto. There are too many little screens and the whole thing is a confusing assault on the eyes.

5. Some corporate boxes are so ridiculously high it's a wonder that any company would lease them.
Wait a minute it seems that they aren't all sold!

6. The ACC looks a little tired and a bit less elegant than the Bell Centre. It seems to me that the building is steeper and thus has many more seats in the 'nosebleed' sections. Checkout SECTION 306, possibly the worst seats in the NHL.

If you're expecting me to say that the fans are lame or unenthusiastic, you would be wrong. You would be right if you called them masochists, because its gotta be painful. If you're a Leafs fan and under 45 years old you've never celebrated a Stanley Cup victory......aargh....


We were sitting beside a grandfather who brought his six-year old grandson (bedecked in Habs gear?) to his first game.
When the game went into overtime the grandfather rose and bade us good-bye.
"Aren't you staying for the overtime?" I asked.
"Nah, we gonna lose anyways and it's just too painful!!!!"

Of course he was right...(sigh..)
Oh....The Leafs...