Thursday, May 20, 2010

Praying for the Habs- It's Down to This.....

Enough with the cheering, it's time to pray. If you are offended by our Habs prayers please skip this post. If you've got any other prayers, from any religion whatsoever to add please so in the comment section. 


"Our father who art in Montreal. 
Hockey be thy name. 
Thy will be done. The cup will be won. 
On ice, as well as in the stands. 
Give us this day our daily fix, and forgive us our penalties, as we forgive those who cross-check us, 
Lead us not into elimination. 
But deliver us to victory. 
In the name of the fans, Lord Stanley 
& the ghosts of the Forum 
Amen~~ "

Thou shall have no other Gods before the Habs
Thou shall not bow down or worhsip any crest other than the noble CH;
Thou shall not misuse the name of the HABS or take it in vain.
Remember the Sabbath it is for hockey.
Honour the Habs tradition and the players who proudly wore the teams colours before, so that you may live long and prosper in the eternal kingdom of the Habs.
Thou shall not murder any chances of victory by harbouring negative thoughts.
Thou  shall not commit adultery with a person not of the Habs tribe.
Thou  shall not steal other fans car flags or hats.
Thou  shall not give false testimony against your team and promise to remain positive forever.
You shall not covet your neighbour's team, even if they be playing better

Halak is my shepherd,
I shall have faith;
He makes me believe.
He leads me to victory;
He restores my soul.
He leads me in paths of the winning
for the sake of the
Even though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of the evil Flyers and Kate Smith, I fear no evil; for Halak you are with me;
Your stick and your glove, they comfort me.
Surely goodness and victory shall follow you all the rest of the playoffs and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord Stanley Cup

  1. Jewish Prayer for the Habs

    And you shall love the Habs with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your might.
    And these words that I command you today shall be in your heart.
    And you shall teach them diligently to your children, and you shall speak of them
    when you sit at home, and when you walk along the way, and when you lie down and when you rise up.
    And you shall draw the logo of the Habs as a sign on your hand, and it shall be painted above and between your eyes.
    And you shall post a Habs banner on the door posts of your house and on your gates.

    Christian Prayers for the Habs
    Hail Martin, full of grace.
    Our Lord is with thee.
    Blessed art thou among hockey coaches,
    and blessed is the team.
    Holy Jacques, coach of the Canaidens,
    pray for a win,
    now and at the hour of our need.

     Bless us, O Lord, and this victory over the Fyers
    which we are about to receive from your goodness. 

    Muslim Prayer for the Habs

    The Habs are  great.
    I bear witness that there is no team none worthy of worship except the Habs
    I bear witness that the Habs are the choice of God.  
    I Believe. 


  1. At this point in time the Philadelphia Flyers are winning the series 3-1 against the Habs, which is great as far as I'm concerned. I always support whatever team is opposing the Montreal Canadiens, because the latter is the team of Quebec nationalists and separatists, whom I despise.

  2. I was rooting for the Canadiens to win the Stanley Cup, that is until the leader of the Parti Quebecois publicly stated: "Sovereignists are like the Habs" (see this link for details)

    The irony is just one day after this statement was made, the Canadiens' "magic" suddenly wore off and they started to lose games left and right (with scores of ZERO!) against the Flyers. Did the PQ jinx them? Maybe. :)

    Whatever the case, that left me with a bad taste and I think I'd prefer to see them lose and shame the Sovereignists!