Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Liberal MPs Should Listen to their Wives

It seems that the wives of MP Stéphane Dion and Irwin Cotler have more spunk and good sense than their husbands. Perhaps both men would be better served to listen to their better halves.

This week Janine Krieber, wife of Dion made a blistering attack against the Ignatieff leadership in a blog entry on her Facebook page (it has since been removed.)
"Like all the liberal parties in Europe, it will become a poor little thing at the mercy of ephemeral coalitions. For having refused the historic coalition that could have placed it at the head of the left, it will be punished by history." -Jane Krieber
Dion has been in a funk ever since being unceremoniously dumped as leader of the Liberal Party. I last spotted him a couple of weeks ago as I peered out of my car window while driving towards downtown, on Cote de Neiges Road in Montreal. He was walking up the hill, a sad figure, alone and bundled up against the wind, carrying home a bottle of milk. It was a sad analogy of man who's fortunes had fallen so low.

Since his humiliating exit as leader of the party, Dion has been silent, seemingly resigned to working on his pension from the insignificant reaches of the backbench of Parliament.

Perhaps Ms. Krieber's assault on Ignatieff can restart Mr. Dion's sagging career, it isn't that far-fetched. It's clear that with a little help from his friends, Ignatieff can be purged. A clever alliance led by Bob Rae can take back the leadership and return the party to some semblance of respectability. The Liberal experiment with two 'brainy' intellectuals has been an abject failure. The membership has largely come to the realization that a less cerebral but more savvy and professional politician à la Jean Chretien is in order.

Leading a putsch against Igantieff will never get Dion the top job back, but he can become a respected cabinet minister once again. Under Ignatieff Mr. Dion is toast. His wife's action might have forced his hand and may just have kick started the campaign to dump Ignatieff.
Turning to poor Irwin Cotler, it's too late to save his career, the ex-minister of justice in the Paul Martin government should have listened and followed the wise counsel of his wife Ariella, back in 2006. In reaction to Ignatieff's injudicious statement that Israel committed war crimes in an appearance on a French language talk show, she promptly resigned as a card carrying member of the Liberal party. In a blistering denunciation in the National Post she questioned Ignatieff's moral integrity and accused him of “sacrificing the truth for personal political gains in the upcoming leadership election for the party.
For Cotler and his family, as well as the constituents of the overwhelmingly Jewish riding of Mount Royal in Montreal which he represents, defence of Israel is not something to be trifled with.

Ariela Cotler is an Israeli citizen and Gila, their daughter has served in the Israel Defence Force. Although Irwin has sat in Parliament these past years, he is really a nerdy academic, it is his wife who possesses the political acumen in the family. She has worked for many years as an Israeli parliamentary assistant for various members of the ultra-right wing Likud party and has received citations from Menachim Begin and Itzhak Shamir. She remains politically active today and frequently returns to Israel to advocate on behalf of the Likud Party.
It is unfortunate that her husband didn't heed her lead to abandon ship, especially when Ignatieff won the leadership.
At that time, friends and confidants of Cotler (as well as his wife, presumably) urged him to leave the confines of the Liberal party and sit as an independent. Others counselled him to cross the floor to the Conservatives.
It should be noted that had he changed allegiances, he would have had no trouble retaining his seat as an independent or Conservative, as he carries one of the highest majorities in the country.

But Cotler hung on in the faint hopes of returning to the cabinet, instead of following his conscience. He still harbours these dreams of glory and this week humiliated himself and his wife by having her write another letter renouncing her abandonment of the Liberal party.
All this was in response to the Conservatives pamphlet campaign targeting Jewish voters in which assertions were made that the Liberal party is anti-Israel. When Cotler went on television to deny the allegations, Conservatives made mincemeat out of him by bringing up his own wife's prior statements, prompting him to undertake some damage control.

The letter was a sad reminder of what politicians will put their spouses through for political gain.

It won't help, he is a spent force and should consider a return to academia.

Come to think of it, so should Ignatieff.

Monday, November 23, 2009

And Justce For All......

How to Keep out of Jail
Last June I wrote about Guy Gagnon, a convicted drunk driver who  had successfully stalled his criminal court proceedings 32 times. Mr. Gagnon ran down a teenager while driving drunk out of his mind, over four years ago. He agreed to take a plea, but then changed his mind and has used a variety of stalling devices to keep out of jail.
I hoped by this time he'd be safely tucked away in prison, but alas after another four court appearances, he remains free as a bird. The judge is studying various aspects of the case and hasn't scheduled a new court date as of yet. Let hope his 37th court appearance will be the last. Don't bet on it....... Link (French)

Strange goings on in Prison
Guy Turcotte, the Piedmont cardiologist accused of killing his two children last February, was sent to the hospital last week after his second suicide attempt, this one in the Rivière-des-Prairies detention facility. He tried to end his life by taking an overdose of pills. Nobody was shedding any tears or was asking too many questions until another inmate at the same prison, killed himself this week after taking an overdose of pills as well. It seems that because of a shortage of personnel the prison distributed all the weekend medication to prisoners in one shot! Of course they deny that this had anything to do with the overdoses.Link (French)

Dogfight over Domain Name
You've got to give Pierre Barnoti, the disgraced ex-director of the Montreal branch of the SPCA credit for chutzpah. Under Mr. Barnoti's leadership the organization went broke, while he continued to do well for himself. He ran the SPCA as a personal fiefdom until his ouster by outraged board members. Of the assorted abuses he is accused of, he registered the domain SPCA.COM under his own name and now claims personal ownership.
The two sides are squaring off in court. LINK

Happy Birthday to You
A Quebec court judge has ruled that Brandon Pardi will be tried as an adult on charges of dangerous driving causing death and criminal negligence causing death. Pardi, now 20, is charged in the death of three-year-old Bianca Leduc in suburban L'Ile Perrot after a reckless driving incident.
Unluckily for him, he turned 18 on the exact same day that the fatal accident occurred. He tried to get his case heard in youth court, where sentencing is decidedly more lenient and failed.
Too bad, sucker! HA HA!!!

Drug Dealer wants Lenient Sentence Because Police Shot Him
Daniel Topey was shot by members of the Montreal police SWAT team after he fired on police as he tried to avoid arrest on drug-related charges in NDG in 2007. He was hit by police bullets and was severely injured.
Mr. Topey spent the last 2½ years in prison, part of the time in a coma and a good deal more in bed recovering from his injuries. The Crown is seeking a sentence of 12 years for an assorted shopping list of crimes, including attempted murder.
His lawyer has invoked the famous "Orphan" defence to demand less time.
Lloyd Fischler said his client has already served enough time behind bars for the crime he committed 2½ years ago;
"Given his young age, given the fact that he almost died, given the fact everything he and his family have been through [the jail time] is more than severe," Fischler said.
What's the "Orphan" defence, you might ask?
It's the joke in which a man standing trial, accused of murdering his parents, asks the judge for leniency because he's now an orphan.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Video Friday- Bouchard-Taylor Reasonable Accomodation Highlights

I added subtitles to this hilarious compilation of various characters who spoke at the famous Bouchard-Taylor Commission in 2007. The commission sought to seek a consensus on the subject of immigrants, and the type of accommodations that Quebec society should make to embrace their cultural differences.

Props to INFOMAN, Quebec's very own sarcastic comedian à la Steven Colbert, who put the compilation together. Catch him on French TV's Radio Canada.

Enjoy!




Thursday, November 19, 2009

Here's the Most Dishonest "Buy America" Television Commercial

I've got a natural propensity to look at something and immediately spot the flaw, error or misdirection. My wife often complains when I talk back to a television newsman or commentator who is obviously wrong IMHO.

This commercial I spotted on CNN was a no-brainer. It reeks of dishonesty, misdirection and deception. I don't know how such claptrap gets onto a national network.




According to this commercial, America = North America.
How deceitful. All of a sudden, buying American, means buying North American.

Out of the 97% of the gas bought in America, almost 20% comes from Canada.

I only wish that this attitude would allow Canadian companies to circumvent "Buy American" provisions.

French vs. English Volume 5

Language Cops Bombarded with Complaints
It seems that an organized group of complainers has bombarded the  OQLF (the agency that is charged with applying Quebec's language laws) last year with close to twenty thousand extra complaints.

How did it work out for them?

Not so good, as you can see from the list below.

2007-2008 : 22,057 cases closed, 53 complaints transferred for prosecution
2006-2007 : 3,873 cases closed, 72 complaints transferred for prosecution
2005-2006 : 2,899 cases closed, 147 complaints transferred for prosecution
2004-2005 : 3,330 cases closed, 251 complaints transferred for prosecution
2003-2004 : 2,754 cases closed, 190 complaints transferred for prosecution

The number of prosecutions has steadily declined over time and actually hit a record low last year, with the fewest amount of cases ever referred for prosecution.

It took close 500 complaints to generate a single prosecution.
Keep up the good work, complainers!!

English Chants by Victorious Team Embarrasses a Viewer.
Talking about the victory by the Laval University Rouge et Or football team, a contributor writes in vigel.net ;

"....I 'm watching the awarding of the trophy to the winning team, the Rouge et Or of l'Université Laval. As in hockey, the players exchange back slaps and hugs, shouting out their joy. At this precise moment my feelings of joy are overturned, I remain absolutely astonished by what I hear, the players expressing their happiness and joy ... in English.
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! " or "Yes! Yes! Yes!" and even: "That's it baby!"
And the worst occurs after the traditional photo, the team players sing their rallying cry: "All the way! All the way! All the way! "
My pride takes a blow. I imagine that this beautiful college football team that will represent Quebec next week in Kingston Ontario will celebrate a victory and sing in English.
I am ashamed.
When will we make French the language of success, the language of winners?
-Claude Bachand

Scientific Poll not so Scientific
I really don't know what to make out of an article published by the nationalist web site Imperatif francais entitled;
"Opinion poll on the Supreme court decision"
"SONDAGE SUR LE JUGEMENT DE LA COUR SUPRÊME"

The article states that;
"The results of the poll on Quebec identity undertaken by Impératif français established that 104 Quebeckers out of the 100 people polled are against the imperialism and arrogance displayed by the federal government and it's Supreme Court......"

(Les résultats du sondage sur l’identité québécoise mené par Impératif français établissent que 104 Québécois(es) sur 100 sont fermement déterminés à contrer l’impérialisme et l’arrogance du gouvernement fédéral du Canada et de sa Cour ....)
Whaaat??? 104 out of a 100 agreed?

The article went on to to make a bunch of serious  arguments about the issue and so I chalked up the 100/104 reference as a typo, or a transposition of numbers. That is until I came across this note at the end of the article.
P.-S. Methodology; This poll was conducted by sampling 104 random citizens attending a Just for Laughs event on Novenber 16, 2009. The margin of error is 1.04%, 104 out of 100 times.
(P.-S. Méthodologie : ce sondage a été mené auprès de 104 citoyens choisis au hasard lors d’un rassemblement au Studio Juste pour rire le lundi 16 novembre 2009. La marge d’erreur n’est que de 1,04 pour cent, 104 fois sur 100.)
It would be funny if the body of the article wasn't so darn serious, or if it was April Fool's. What gives? Anyone care to comment?