Friday, March 20, 2009

Habs Boss to Anglos- "Don't Bother Applying For Head Coach Job!"


Pierre Boivin, president of the Montreal Canadiens made it official, the next coach of the Montreal Canadiens will be a francophone. The statement was meant to calm ethnic fears that the beloved Canadiens are going anglo and what's most shocking, is that eligible bilingual anglophones are eliminated from contention. In fact, his statements are so discriminatory that any coach not considered for the job because of his anglophone roots, should consider suing the Canadiens organization in the Quebec Human Rights Tribunal.

Imagine if the Toronto Maple Leafs announced that their next coach could not be a francophone, regardless of his English language skills.

Now there's a lot of skating going on, Mr. Boivin tried to be coy, but CKAC Radio made no bones about it. They claim that in a speech to the Chamber of Commerce of Bois-Francs, Mr. Boivin assured the public that the next coach would be a francophone. RDS however, ran a sanitized version of the story on their website.

An article by Karine Chateauneuf on the highly respected French language 'Branchez-vous' news site is entitled ';

"Boivin insiste pour avoir un entraîneur francophone à la barre du Canadien"
"Boivin demands a Francophone coach".... (my translation)


Pierre Boivin tried to choose his words carefully, by stating that the coach would have to;
...'express himself to the fans and to the media, in the language of Moliere.'
But his own comments later on, betray him. Instead of sticking to the line, that the new coach must speak French, he makes it perfectly clear that only Francophones will be considered.
"Je crois que notre équipe mérite enfin d'avoir un entraîneur d'expérience, il faut qu'on arrête de regarder dans les rangs juniors ou dans la Ligue américaine. Nous allons nous croiser les doigts pour qu'il y ait quelques francophones d'expérience de disponibles"
"I think our team deserves an experienced coach, we've got to stop looking in the juniors or the American league. Let's cross our fingers and hope that there some qualified francophones available." (my translation & emphasis)
Boivin admits that the the requirement for a francophone coach, severely limits the selection process, but according to him, the team has a role to play in the promotion of the French language in Quebec.

Say Whaaat!!!
THE TEAM HAS A ROLE TO PLAY IN THE PROMOTION OF FRENCH IN QUEBEC!!!!
He also stated that the team wants to add more elite francophone players and that when there is a choice between players of equal talent, the team will opt for francophones.
How comforting!

It's little wonder that the Canadiens are on a collision course with mediocrity.


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McGill Waits Out Medical School Flap

,Ever since the first language attack on McGill University by Quebec nationalists over forty years ago, the administrators of the school have adopted the defensive strategy of hunkering down, whenever these ugly attacks rear their head.

It's proven to be a successful strategy, as the controversies usually pass within a few weeks, with the school emerging unscathed to return to it's role as the finest English academic institution in Canada.

The latest flap, is the campaign mounted against McGill University's medical school, by the French daily newspaper, Le Journal de Montreal. The sensationalist tabloid has a history of using attacks on the English community to sell papers. In fact, when things are too quiet on the language front, the rag has no qualms about manufacturing anglo-bashing controversies on it's own.

Their last campaign was an expose on how Francophones cannot get served in the French language, in certain downtown stores. Now, when an editor sends out a reporter to get a story based on a pre-conceived notion, what results can you expect? The paper gleefully recounted instances of language discrimination, but never told us how many stores they had to visit before finding these offenders.
A classic case of yellow journalism that panders to it's low brow audience.

It's too bad that McGill isn't reacting to the latest attack, the one created the Journal's resident separatist, anglo-basher, Joseph Facal.
In an on-going attack, in a number of articles, Mr. Facal lambastes McGill because of the fact that 52% of graduating doctors from McGill, leave Quebec to practice elsewhere, while only 10% of Francophone doctors do the same.

On the surface it seems a pretty damning statistic and Mr. Facal's story has sprouted legs. English papers like The Toronto Star have also picked up the story and have repeated the statistic, without context or further explanation.

In fact, when Mr. Facal first leveled his charge online, a comment by a reader completely devastated his argument. You can read the article and the rebuttal in a previous post of mine here.

Mr. Facal is either dishonest or ignorant. He knows that the statistic he cites, without context, conveys a false picture of reality.

At the center of the controversy is the different route that Quebec Anglophone and Francophone doctors take in their pursuit of a medical degree.

On the French side, most students applying to medical school are young, coming out of junior college(CEGEP) pre-medical programs. They usually have poor or non-existent English language skills and to apply to a medical school in, say Cincinnati, is not an option.
Similarly, anglophones from Canada and the USA don't apply to Quebec francophone schools for a similar reason, lack of French skills.
The result is that Quebec Francophone medical schools are filled, almost exclusively with local unilingual Francophones. Foreign students make up a very tiny proportion of the class and few local anglophones, even bilingual ones, don't apply, because as you can guess, Francophones are favoured.

On the Anglo side, the system doesn't work like that at all. English students, whether they be in Des Moines or Montreal apply to medical schools across North America, hoping to win a coveted spot anywhere. Typically, students apply to up to twenty different schools. The result is that Anglo students from Montreal get medical training not only at McGill, but in medical schools in Miami, Atlanta, Toronto and Calgary, to name just a few.
Now McGill, as do all the other medical schools across North America (except Quebec francophone schools) accepts a large minority of out-of-province, out-of-state and out-of-country students to balance things out.

When medical school is over, most of the graduates of Francophone medical schools remain in Quebec, (prisoners of language and culture.)
On the McGill side, it is natural that a large proportion of graduates leave, as do graduates of all English medical schools. They either go home or pursue opportunities elsewhere. This is not strange, but normal and universal.

The real question is not how many graduates leave Quebec, but rather, how many graduates from other programs come to Quebec, to pursue their careers.

This is the statistic that is conveniently ignored.

It's a fact that there are doctors coming to Quebec who have received medical training outside the province. These doctors should actually be counted as a mitigating factor in the 52% statistic, but nationalists either don't understand how the system works or choose to ignore the fact.

Certainly, there are not enough doctors coming here, but this can be attributed to the fact that they are unwanted by the Quebec College of Physicians, who put up too many roadblocks, including the one that demands that they be perfectly bilingual before practising in Quebec and the requirement that they work in the boonies, instead of Montreal. The poor pay and poor working conditions, play a role, but secondary. Quebec and particularly Montreal, remains an attractive and exciting place to work and live for both local and foreign Anglophone doctors. The lower pay is mitigated by the much lower cost of living and cheaper housing. The real issue is the discrimination that they face.

It's unfortunate, but perhaps wise, that McGill chooses silence in the face of these unwarranted attacks. The university understands full well that they will always be a target. For nationalists, the fact that an English university remains far and away Quebec's finest academic institution is galling and humiliating.
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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Only In Quebec- March Edition

And You thought that the Little Habs Flag on Your Boyfriend's Car was Embarrassing...
Yup......Here's the Habs biggest fan.
Photoshop you say? Mebbe...
The interior of this house (or the photoshopped representation), is also bedecked in Canadiens regalia. It's on display at my favourite and most fun Montreal Canadiens blog- 25Stanley.com



Cirque de Soleil Passes on Montreal
Last year there was talk that a new casino complex would be built down at the bottom of Peel Street that would include a permanent Cirque de Soleil. That project died when locals went on a NIMBY campaign. (Not In My Back Yard.) In a speech to the local chamber of commerce, Cirque President, Daniel Lamarre confirms that Montreal is no longer under consideration for a permanent show (like in Las Vegas.)
When asked why the Cirque is taking a pass, he replied rather succinctly;

"December, January, February and March"

Good Answer!

Hockeyville- Thetford Mines Pissed Off
The CBC-TV (Canadian Broadcasting Network) runs an annual contest whereby small towns across Canada compete to win the title of "Hockeyville." Small towns across the country put together all sorts of hockey-related projects in the hope of winning $100,000 in hockey arena upgrades and more importantly, the right to host a real live NHL pre-season game. Votes are cast in the American Idol style and the winning entry is announced during a live NHL game.

This year, the winner was Terrace, British Columbia. when the vote tally was announced, the Quebec town of Thetford Mines came in dead last (out of the five finalists). They were none too happy, claiming that they cast many more votes (millions) than were given credit for, claiming that contest was fixed so that this year's winner wouldn't go to a Quebec town again (last year the town of Roberval in the Lac St Jean region of Quebec won.) Read the story.

The CBC isn't commenting but had previously stated that suspicious votes would be disqualified, mindful of this year's NHL All-Star game voting fiasco. It seems some devilishly clever Quebeckers used automated dialing systems to stuff the virtual ballot box with votes in favour of Montreal Canadiens players. The NHL allowed the results to stand, but it was quite an embarrassment for the league as three or four unworthy players made the team. Read the story.

Beer Company Accused of Using Sexy Girls in Calender (Gasp!)
There is a Quebec organisation (with the longest name ever) complaining that a beer company is exploiting women by printing up a sexy calender with scantily clad female models. The calender was given away with the purchase of a case of beer.

The group, "centres d'aide et de lutte contre les agressions à caractère sexuel" (CALACS) is against all depiction of women as sexual objects in advertising and cite beer companies as being the number one offenders.

The company, Molson's, is already running scared and has pulled the online version of the calender from their site.

Me, I can't even imagine a beer commercial without a sexy girl.
I could tolerate their complaint if they called for equality and the demand for more sexy men, scantily dressed!

and in the same vein.....

Group Accuses Recovery Plan of Discriminating Against Women
Another feminist group 'Le Conseil du statut de la femme' is complaining that Quebec's recovery plan is 'investing in concrete' and discriminatory because it favours those jobs that are manned mostly by men.

Driver Acquitted of Flashing Headlights To Warn Oncoming Motorists of Radar Trap
A Montreal truck driver went to court to contest a ticket given to him by a Montreal cop. When cars were unexpanded slowing down as they passed in front of his radar trap, a cop investigated and found a truck driver, a little way off, was flashing his headlights as a warning to other drivers (We all know that universal signal!) Taking exception, the cop ticketed the driver for whatever.
In court the judge threw out the ticket. "It's no different than a radio commentator, telling people to slow down because of a police operation"

Justice!

Barbie Doll Assailed as Bad Role Model
When the nightly newscast newscast took advantage of International Women's Day to congratulate 'Barbie' on the doll's 50th anniversary, someone took offense.
In a letter to the Quebec City newspaper 'Le Soleil' the writer objects on the grounds that the doll is a ''caricaturial representation" and proof that women have a long way to go.

Quebec- No Place For Creationism
The debate on the teaching of creationism or 'Intelligent Design' in schools rages across North America with religious types militating to get the concept taught as an alternative to Darwinisn.
Not in Quebec, where religion is virtually dead.
When a creationist speaker was scheduled to give a speech in a Sherbrooke college, a protest was arranged. A spokesman said that the school, while respecting freedom of speech, should not be a forum for 'crackpot' or 'scientifically debunked' theories.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Les Cowboys Fringants- Quebec Sovereignists' Only Cool Band.

"Les Cowboys Fringants" (Dashing cowboys), is a talented Quebec band that promotes a sovereignist message, but unlike most everybody else in the movement, the group is funny, light-hearted and decidedly upbeat. I bet 90% of Quebec Anglophones have never heard of them, but those who do, probably enjoy their special genre, which I can only describe as 'Sovereignist Barenaked Ladies.'

In Quebec, we anglophones live many paradoxes and enjoying the music of Les Cowboys Fringant is one of them. They are fun to listen to, despite the fact that most of us disagree with most everything they sing about..

The premise of this first song is that English words have become too common in everyday French. Who'd a thunk!




The first line of the song says;
'I'm a pure bred Quebecker. Don't touch Bill 101'
(The law making French the only official language in Quebec and by the way, the line rhymes quite nicely in French)
'It's not that I don't know how to speak well, it's that I'm colonized by the English.
(This becomes the chorus)
The rest of the song is a humorous lampoon of some of the English words and phrases have become part of popular Quebecois lexicon.

Listen and see how many English terms you can pick out.


Here's a bittersweet ode to René Levesque, the beloved father of the sovereignty movement. (Subtitled)


Video credit to angloquebecer

It's an over exaggeration to pigeonhole these guys as only offering separatists fare. This last clip is a tongue in check send up of a student demonstration. If you don't have superior French you won't be able to follow, but don't let it stop you from watching or listening, the subtitles are pretty good, and you can follow easily.







The self-deprecating description of the protest demonstration is a jewel.
What's funny, is that it could could have taken place in Ottawa, Toronto, Vancouver, as well Montreal. So much for language...

Don't tell me you didn't enjoy the energy on stage and in the audience.
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Quebec 'Stripper' License Gets Smartcard Update

The government proudly announced the creation of a 'smart' Quebec driver's license, one that contains personal information in an embedded RFID chip. For those of us technologically impaired, the chip allows information to be transmitted wirelessly to receiving devices, a bit like your 'Bluetooth' phone connection. As you approach the customs booth your personal information is instantly beamed to the border agent's computer screen.

I don't know about you, but it makes me a bit queasy knowing that the wallet I'm carrying is transmitting my personal information, 24/7, to anyone around me with a receiving device.

I think I'll pass and keep my old fashioned passport.

Watching Premier Jean Charest on TV, proudly waving around the new, yet familiar blue license reminded me of a story.

Several years ago, a supervisory employee of mine was working temporarily in Toronto when she got into a small fender-bender. When the attractive twenty-something presented her Quebec driver's license to the policeman who was sorting out the mess, he looked her up and down and asked her where she worked. When she answered, he replied that he wasn't familiar with the club.

"Huh?" she thought.

Later that evening, after work, she went out to a Scarborough bar with a couple of co-workers from our local office. After ordering a drink, she was carded by the bartender, who after checking out her blue, Quebec license, asked her the very same question. "Which club do you work in?"

"What the heck is going on?" she asked one of her co-workers.

"He thinks you're a stripper."

I was reminded of the incident, years later while watching an episode of 'Weed's, a cable show about a marijuana dealing mom starring Mary-Louise Parker.





Apparently outside Quebec, an attractive young female Francophone with a blue Quebec license equals a stripper. Oh well.....