Funny as the cartoon is, the implication is no joke. Come home and see a huge chunk of your money disappear into the coffers of the Quebec treasury.
As he's shown in his poker play, Jonathan is an expert at odds and better yet, knows when to fold'em. It seems that he has told the casino not to issue the cheque until he has established residency in a much 'friendlier' tax jurisdiction. Adieu!
Before I leave this piece, I must say the longer I looked at the Revenue Quebec guy the more I'm convinced that it's an eerie rendition of Shakespeare's evil money grubber Shylock, the Merchant of Venice. There aren't many francophones with the traditional hook-nose that is the literary symbol of Jewish avarice.
Accident or design? Is this another hidden dig by a cartoonist at the chosen people?
Hmmmm... What say you?
Let's March!
Left!...Right!...Left!...Right!...Left!...Left!...Left! ...Left!
Here's a lovely picture of Jack Layton and 'Uncle Tom' Mulcair marching in the annual separatist's parade in Montreal alongside comrade Amir Khadir. Oh yes, that's Quebec's most visible anglo-basher, Société Saint-Jean-Baptiste de Montréal prez, Mario Beaulieu, in the blue shirt.(hmm... it might be time to lay off the poutine.) All, of course marching under the glorious banner of the Mouvement Montréal français, whose stated goal is to get rid of English.
Perhaps this would make a great election poster in the ROC.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen!
The water meter scandal introduced us to a certain Tony Accurso, a 'construction' magnate so secretive and camera shy , that there exists but one decent picture of him on the Internet. Ironically in 2010, he would become the most talked about man of the year.
2010 was a banner year for those in high places, tumbling in varying degrees from the zenith of power.
There were more corruption scandals this year than in the past decade.
While the final quarter of 2009 seemed to be the culmination of corruption revelations, starting with those infernal water meters, it was but a portend of what was to be in 2010.
Tony Accurso
When Frank Zampino retired unexpectedly,
last year, from the Number Two job in the City of Montreal, for
apparently no good reason, it should of triggered alarm bells but alas,
it did not.
The water meter scandal introduced us to a certain Tony Accurso, a 'construction' magnate so secretive and camera shy , that there exists but one decent picture of him on the Internet. Ironically in 2010, he would become the most talked about man of the year.
The power that he seemed to possess astounded even the most veteran and cynical journalists, even those who could hark back to the times of André "Dédé" Desjardins.
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Revelations that all manner of elected officials, senior bureaucrats and union bosses sojourned on his luxurious yacht in the Caribbean, evidenced an arrogance and sense of invulnerability which would make 'Boardwalk Empire's' "Nucky" Thompson blush!
Maddeningly, Mr. Accurso seemed to dance around the allegations of corruption with impunity until late in the year, where like the "Teflon Don" his luck finally ran out. He was forced to strike a deal with authorities and pay some huge fines. His 8 million dollar yacht was declared an ineligible business expense and all the related deductions were disallowed because it didn't represent a 'true' business expense. This of course is actually untrue, as the boat did actually generate a lot of income, influencing various people to extend certain benefits to Accurso companies! But I imagine that the point is moot.
Even more ominous is the story of the lead Revenue Canada investigator who was looking into corruption at two of Accurso's construction companies , being roughed up by goons. A related investigation is ongoing in the Tax department whereby employees are believed to have conspired to pass bogus expenses.
Even more ominous is the story of the lead Revenue Canada investigator who was looking into corruption at two of Accurso's construction companies , being roughed up by goons. A related investigation is ongoing in the Tax department whereby employees are believed to have conspired to pass bogus expenses.
The Accurso feeding frenzy is full on, with the full weight of both levels of government determined to bring him down.
Quebec Mayors under the Gun
It wasn't a particularly good year for Quebec mayors with scandal after scandal rocking municipalities across the province.
First up is the mayor of Mascouche, Richard Marcotte, who was literally chased from office by an angry mob that showed up to council meeting after the numerous stories of corruption were revealed including dubious real estate transactions, where the mayor and his friends are alleged to have profited. The town manager is accused of giving a 'brown' envelope' containing $3,000 in cash to a failed Liberal party candidate. Furious citizens are not amused.
Over in neighbouring Terrebonne, mayor Jean-Marc Robitaille, stepped down after he was accused of failing to disclose that he was an officer in a company controlled by a
contractor who has received millions of dollars in city contracts Link.
Mayor Regis Lebaume of Quebec City and Mayor Peter Trent of Westmount threatened to pull out of the Union des municipalites du Quebec mayors, unless St. Jerome mayor, Marc Gascon, withdrew as president of the organization in light of accusations against him.
In December we learned that the Sûreté du Québec is investigating allegations of fraud and conflict of interest against the mayoress of Boisbriand, Marlène Cordato and her husband, Louis Kemp who is accused of inflating prices charged to the city by his company.
The biggest scandal of all concerns heavyweight Gilles Vaillancourt, mayor of Laval, Quebec's second largest city, who is accused by a Federal member of Parliament and former PQ justice minister, Serge Menard of offering an envelope stuffed with $10,000 in cash while the latter was running for office. Of course the mayor denied the story vehemently, claiming the envelope was innocent, full of information for candidates on how to successfully campaign. Then a second politician came forward and also claimed that Vaillancourt attempted to give him a similar envelope. Link
Laval citizens are demanding his resignation, but the chance of that happening is about as likely as an African dictator giving up power voluntarily!
Laval citizens are demanding his resignation, but the chance of that happening is about as likely as an African dictator giving up power voluntarily!
Mr. Menard, the politician who accused the mayor of offering the money, is highly respected and credible, though one would consider
that his manners need a bit of polishing, in light of this video of him acting
inappropriately in the Parliament in Ottawa.
Hey, it's the dubious distinction awards!
Regis Lebaume
Even an eternal optimist like Regis Lebaume, Quebec's most dynamic mayor, must be somewhat disappointed by the events of this year.After being teased by a group of federal Conservative MP's who donned the Nordiques jersey for a photo-op, showing support for an arena project in Quebec city, the Prime Minister toyed with Lebaume for months, before finally admitting that there wouldn't be any federal subsidy for the project.
Then came news that Quebec city's pre-bid for the 2022 Olympic games was shot down rather cruelly by the International Ski Federation who deemed Quebec's mountain (Le Massif,) its only option, unsuitable for the men's downhill event. Adding insult to injury, one official characterized the mountain more suited for cross-country.
Mr. Lebaume suffered an acute case of foot in mouth disease in referring pensioners as bad citizens because they used up so many services without paying much taxes. Then he called city workers lazy for which the civil servants demanded an apology which when not delivered was followed by a lawsuit. You'd think that the mayor would know better after being sued by blue collar workers after accusing them of 'screwing the system.'
Lebaume had to live down the embarrassment of having to fire an image consultant whom he had hired at a cost of $300,000 to re-brand the city of Quebec. Clotaire Rapaille concluded that Quebeckers, are“completely neurotic” and that their “sadomasochist” relationship with “the English” means they will never separate from Canada.
How has this affected his popularity? He remains the most highly supported mayor of any Canadian city, even topping Mississauga's Hazel McCallion!
Marc Bellemare
After making some headline allegations that the money men in the Quebec Liberal Party had influenced the selection of judges, Marc Bellemare became the darling of the Quebeckers who had turned on Premier Jean Charest. As the year wore on his credibility crumbled and his performance at the Bastarache commission was less then brilliant. Discredited, he faces the likelihood of being on the wrong end of a defamation suit launched by the Premier.
Jacques Duchesneau
The hitherto Mr. Clean, hired to clean up corruption in the construction sector, himself became the target of allegations of impropriety during his failed bid to become mayor of Montreal. Revelations show that the Party Duchesneau ran may have breached election laws.
Richard Bergeron
When the leader of the Projet Montreal municipal party lost the mayoralty race in Montreal, one could safely assume that his crackpot ideas would be safely consigned to the benches of opposition. But returning mayor Tremblay, keen to put a new slant on his decidedly tainted administration, invited Bergeron to join the powerful Executive Council over the protests of his own party faithful. Bergeron flew high for a while, before getting the mayor pissed off, who said that he wasn't a team player. Yu think?He was unceremoniously dumped from the Executive Council and has re-established himself in the gentle obscurity of the opposition benches .
Tony Tomassi
Teachers acting badly!
Anytime a document carries a warning not to photocopy or distribute, you can bet dollars to doughnuts someone will photocopy and distribute it. ![]() |
| Click to see complete document in French |
This teacher's union document is a list of disruptive techniques that can be employed by teachers during meetings with management. The pressure tactics are designed not to appear as 'job actions' which could engender penalties or fines.
What does the suggest?
Chew gum loudly.....Everyone to wear sunglasses....Have cellphones ring during meetings and pretending its an urgent family business call.....Crunch loudly on carrots or celery....Spill coffee....Blow you nose loudly, often..... etc.etc.
You can see the whole list (in French) by clicking the above image.
Sex Tests
If your thirteen-year-old came home from school and told you the teacher asked her whether she was into blowjobs or anal sex, would you call the principle or the police?
A questionnaire given to 13 year old students asked a pretty comprehensive set of questions concerning their sex lives which left little to the imagination.
Students were asked when and with whom they have sex and under what conditions;
Students were asked to check the appropriate boxes - "oral sex," "anal sex," "petting," "vaginal sex," "masturbation' etc.
If you think that it's an isolated incident, think again.
Another teacher was suspended for giving 13 year-old students another test, this time a
multiple choice affair;
"A teacher has been suspended after she gave her Grade 8 students a sexually-explicit multiple-choice test that included questions about anal sex, lesbian encounters and penis sizes." LinkStudents were asked if they thought Blacks have bigger penises, whether sperm is dietetic and if lesbians can have sex considering that there's no penis involved.
Yup, thirteen year-olds.
Saddest deaths of the Year
All tragic deaths are painful for the families and Quebec had its fair share of those this year. An 18-year-old pyscho murdered his 14 year-old sister in Côte St. Luc (a Montreal suburb) and at the other end of the scale an 82 year old was senselessly murdered by an in and out of trouble 16 year old.Three youths died in car-surfing accidents and a 23 year old Montreal was killed by her lover and dumped in a manhole.
A 71 year old Muslim man killed his thirteen-year-old daughter in a family dispute, in Longueuil. While people were quick to speculate that it was an honour crime, the Crown described the accused as a “person like you and me,” with no previous criminal record. Hmmm.....
When faced with officers approaching his house to retreive and return his children to their Montreal mother , a father living in Texas shot and killed his son and wounded his daughter before being taken into custody. The father's really big mistake? Killing in Texas. Do I hear death penalty?
But the strangest and perhaps most tragic death was the death of Montrealer Matthew Besner who froze to death rather mysteriously. His body was found alongside the Lachine canal and footprints indicate that he fell through the ice a couple of times as he crossed over the ice. Besner had spent the evening in a restaurant with friends and went outside to text his girlfriend that he was on his way home. Friends came out to find him and he was gone.
Investigations established that he staggered around old Montreal, badly impaired and witnesses say that he was actually in a falling down state. But his friends deny that he was particularly impaired and say that although he was drinking he wasn't in bad shape. His text to his girlfriend was error-free and we all know what texting while impaired looks like! Then the Montreal Gazette was chastised for showing a video of police hovering over his body. While police have labeled the death accidental, the family is continuing its own investigation into the murky affair.
Ironically, on the same day the Montreal Gazette ran a story entitled, "If you're walking, think twice about that last drink."
Dubious Odss and Ends
Worst Tenant of 2010 The owner of a Val-Morin house couldn't have picked a worse tenant, a couple who he had to evict after they paid not one dime in rent.After the long eviction procedure, the tenants finally quit the properrty, but not before stealing everything in the house. Everything!
They ripped the counters from the wall, stole all the appliances and pulled out bathroom fixtures including tubs and toilets. The owner calculates damage between $40,000 and $60,000 and has decided to get out of the rental game. He's selling everything and buying a house in Costa Rica. Oh yea, the tenants seem to have gotten away Scott-free.
Worst Music of 2010 If you're into French music, here's the worst of 2010 list.
Criminal of the Year Notorious Quebec street gang leader Ducarme Joseph had a bad year with the only bright spot being the fact that he survived an assassination attempt. The once high-flying gangster is now in jail and has been assessed $284k penalty by the tax department, money which they intend on getting by virtue of the sale of his ritzy home.
Bank of the Year
"The
QMI Agency investigation also found that a HSBC Canada bank in St.
Leonard – a home to many of Montreal’s organized crime figures –
extended a massive amount of credit to Ducarme Joseph despite the gangster’s
lengthy criminal history and record for drug trafficking, violent
physical assaults, and gun violence.....HSBC, linked to facilitating overseas tax evasion by as many as 1,700 Canadians, has declined to explain its dealings with him." Link
Drownings 2010 was the worst year for drownings in Quebec since 2000 with 61 people drowned.
Mafia Clan devastated The last sixteen months weren't particularly 'kind to the Rizutto clan who saw a bunch of it's members murdered or disappeared. Federico Del Peschio, Nicolo Rizzuto Jr., Paolo Renda, Agostino Cuntrera, and patriarch Nicolo Rizzuto all are 'sleeping with the fishes.'
Photo Radar is a big success, bringing millions in revenue. But the province didn't make much money from the 699 officers driving police cars belonging to the Sûreté du Québec, who were caught speeding (without flashers or sirens) by the impartial machines, almost all got off with a friendly nod.
Ritalin has become the favourite drug of the school system with teachers being blamed for pushing parents to 'control' their unruly charges. In 2010 Quebec doctors issued 44% of all Canadian prescriptions for Ritalin, almost double the Canadian average.
















